Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
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Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
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I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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