Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dick has a subreddit
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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