No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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