you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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