just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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