ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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