I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
so let's talk penis.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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