Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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