I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
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You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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