16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
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Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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