So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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