Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
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I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
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Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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