That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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