Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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