Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
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