Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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