The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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