bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
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Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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