No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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