I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
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Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
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Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
how drunk are you?
Several
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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