Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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