i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
We are two peas in an std pod
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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