He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
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I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
And then my night got REAL pukey
I need a beard to bite.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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