so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
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or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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