Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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