Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
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I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
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There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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