Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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