need another drink. this is the easiest way
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
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I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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