Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Sex in the backyard? Check.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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