i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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