How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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