There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
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Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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