worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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