he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
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I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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