one might say we're banned from that church
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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