i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize
