There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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