I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
dude. I can hear the air.
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