CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
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I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
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I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
How drunk are you?
Completed.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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