Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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