Can i not drive my cunt home
i permit you to call me
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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