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Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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