So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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