if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
This is my gift to your gina
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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