Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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