real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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