I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
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He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
They have beer where we have blood.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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