so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I just want nice things and good sex
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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