As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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