well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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