she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
You're like the curious george of whores
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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