There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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