is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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